Morning sex counts as scat

There’s that question about the best time of the day to have sex. All options are defensible, but one: when you wake up.

Not nice.

It’s easy to see why sex in the early morning is not humane or decent. What do you do before going on a date? You clean yourselves, wear something nice, eat — if it’s not a date to eat —, brush your teeth, use deodorant and cologne, mind your hairstyle…

Let’s put it in a different way. Who would have a date at nine in the morning and will go there straight from bed, unprepared? Pyjamas, crazy hair, hot and maybe sweaty body, sleep in your eyes, hunger, unfriendly breath… I don’t feel attractive or comfortable like that. Not even the sexiest person in the world would be sexy like that.

Yes, it’s nice to have someone next to you to hug you and kiss you on the cheek when you wake up; but for greater acts: a shower, a good breakfast and actually waking up are mandatory. If we offer quality when we go out, we should take care of those who stay in.

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